Thursday, November 29, 2007

Jobs for Dogs

In my current job I am a work at home dog. I don't have any puppies, but I help to keep this house a home. I keep an eye on the cats. I bark and growl if strangers come by. I greet my mommy every day at the door. I'm pretty happy in this position, but sometimes I wonder about other dog jobs. Just curious. It really doesn't seem that dogs have many job opportunities. I read the classifieds this morning and not a single job for dogs! There are hunting jobs. I don't think I would like that. I am kind of sensitive and I don't want to see anything suffer. I do eat chicken, but only after it is cooked. I don't want to kill one myself. There are dog sheep herders. That might be kind of interesting. But there is no school of dog sheep herders that I know of. It's kind of like you need to be born into that job. There are guard dogs. Due to my size, I am more of an alarm dog. I would definately attack a burglar, but I am only 13 lbs. It would probably be hard to be accepted as a guard dog. Same situation with a police dog. I could sniff out drugs better than any german shepard. But I probably wouldn't pass the police exam due to my size. I probably wouldn't be that into police work anyway. It seems like alot of work for little gain. I guess I will just continue with my blogging. I will post pictures of myself in all of my pomeranian glory. I could be a professional dog model. That's it. I am CoCo professional dog model extraordinaire!!! The world needs more beauty in it. Me. I will be like a role model that all dogs can aspire to be.