I'm not attracted to dachshunds

A dachshund asked me if I would be interested in pimping out my services. She was interested in having some Pomeranian/dachshund puppies. I politely said NO! Then muttered something about my concern with the pet overpopulation problem. That was the nice way to handle it I guess. But at least I can be honest on the "CoCo the blogging dog" blog. Actually it is not so much my concern with the pet overpopulation problem. I do care about pet overpopulation, but it is not why I refused. The truth is, that I just do not find dachshunds the least bit attractive. I am an unneutered male. Yet if that dachshund was the last girl on earth I wouldn't date her. I wish dachshunds the best, and I certainly don't hate them or anything. Although I do feel that they are extremely unattractive. They have coarse short hair, super long snout and funny shaped body. Can you imagine a Pomeranian/dachshund mix? No, don't imagine it. It is too horrid to think of. I'm sorry but dachshunds are just not a pretty dog. I know that we cannot all be pomeranians. I am exceptional.