To dig or not to dig

To dig or not to dig? That is the question. I am a selective digger. Imagine a warm day out on the patio, a freshly watered lawn and plenty of soft loose dirt. Now that's what I'm talking about. How can any self respecting dog resist? Let's say you just had a bath and need to get that undog smell off you? These are times when a dog must dig. It's not always a good idea though. I don't dig concrete. I don't dig snow. I don't dig too deep of a hole. If you dig too deep you might end up in China. We all know what they do to dogs in China. Shudder. It is better to dig in moderation.