I take you to be my lawfully wedded dog bride. Before these witnesses I vow to love you and share my bologna with you, as long as we both shall live. I take you, to share mud puddle baths and roll in the grass with, as I offer myself to you, with all my faults and strengths. I will help you when you need me to bite someone, and turn to you when I need a lick on my face. I choose you as the dog with whom I will spend my life.
Dog Tuxedo
