My Blind Christmas Bear

I have a blind Christmas bear. He wasn't blind at first. I chewed off his eyes. My mommy made me spit the eyes into her hand. Then she pulled off his nose for safety. He has a cool Christmas hat and scarf. All of my stuffed animals are like that. Hundreds of eyeless faceless stuffed animals. They are all over the house. One time my mommy put them all in one box. I had to spend and entire day taking them out. They are cool. I asked Santa to bring me some more for Christmas!