I must be a very sick dog, but this story made me laugh. This hunter takes his dog out hunting. The hunter shoots a bird, and the dog doesn't feel like fetching it. So the hunter puts his gun down, and walks away to fetch the bird. The dog walks behind him and steps on the gun. The dog pulls the trigger and releases 120 birdshot pellets into the hunters leg. According to the Iowa Department of Natural Resources, this is not uncommon. They have had many incidents of dogs shooting hunters. The hunters should leave us at home. It is too cold out there. If I wanted to be in the wilderness, I would not have domesticated myself. So go on out there. Play GI Joe or whatever it is you do. Leave me at home curled up on the bed with a bag of beggin strips. We will both be better off that way. Thanks.
Dog shoots hunter
