Some humans believe in wearing tin foil hats. The possible benefits range from preventing the government from reading their mind, to the protection against alien abduction. Some other humans laugh and make fun of them. I'm not here to do either, I just want to know why dog's are being left out of the equation. For those that may be understandably paranoid, I would like to show you how to make an easy tin foil hat for your dog.
The reason I use the term "understandably paranoid" is because I can relate to that paranoia that may drive someone to place aluminum foil on their head. My lack of trust in government and large corporations has reached an all time high. My questioning began with the war in Iraq and I do not think I will ever return to the dog I once was. If you would like to research some conspiracy fact not theories, google things like MKULTRA, Operation Mockingbird, Project SHAD, Project AJAX, Operation PBSUCCESS, and Tuskegee Syphilis Study. Again, these are not theories and have been admitted by the CIA. As certain CIA documents have become declassified we will all learn that sometimes paranoia may not be so crazy after all.
Currently, I remain tin foil-less. But hey, if you are going to wear a tin foil hat, why leave your dog out? If you honestly believe the government can read your mind without a tin foil hat, what are they doing to your dog? Do you ever notice your dog following you from room to room taking notice of everything that you do? They may be taking mental notes and sending back information to the CIA. It is time to take action, and make a tin foil hat for your dog immediately. Keep in mind that your dog is your best friend and you want him to have the most comfortable hat ever. Do not make a hat that fits awkwardly over his ears, this is uncomfortable. Make your dog a tiny little beanie that will fit on the very top of his head. Take a sheet of regular aluminum foil and shape it to fit the very top of your dog's head. Then use non-toxic glue to add a soft flannel lining to the inside of the tin foil hat. Be sure to get a photo of you and your dog wearing your tin foil hats together. If nothing else, it might cheer you up.
