What America needs is a dog in the White House. The leader of a dog pack will never send out armies of dog's. The regular dog citizens would just spend their days smelling eachother, eating beggin strips and taking long naps. If the leader dog's disagreed with eachother, they would sort it out amongst themselves.
For example, President Bush is at a UN meeting, and President Putin rolls his eyes again in disgust. Either President Bush could ignore Putin or take the challenge head on, pinning Putin on the ground until he lies on his back in submission. This may sound unseemly at an international meeting, but is very effective in establishing dominance among world leaders.
Dogs do not have wars, they have 1-5 minute fights of the leaders. Please elect me as the next President of the United States! All I ask is that you do not stare into me eyes, and understand that I get to eat first. Thank you.
