Usama Bin Laden has been captured, mainly due to the efforts of a Belgian Shepherd dog named BoBo. On the morning of April 15, 2008 U.S. troops were maneuvering across the Afghanistan desert when BoBo the dog alerted troops. The dog began to pace back and forth, howling at some unknown in the distance. BoBo's handler said, "Go get 'em boy". BoBo ran nearly one kilometer while troops followed within close range. As they ran, the troops could see a darkly robed figure jump into the Helmand River. Bo Bo the dog was not deterred by this minor inconvenience, as he plunged in the water after him. The dog latched onto his turban with his teeth and pulled him out to dry land. To the U.S. troops amazement, it was none other than Usama Bin Laden! Reportedly, Bin Laden was crying like a little girl for the entire trip back to an undisclosed location in the United States. As for Bo Bo the dog, the American government has decided to give him $25 million dollars for Usama Bin Laden's capture. Way to go Bo Bo! When asked what he will do with all the money, Bo Bo replied, "Ruff Ruff Bow Wow". In other words, he plans on helping homeless dogs and investing the rest in high yielding dog friendly companies.
I'm kidding. This didn't really happen, but wouldn't it be nice if it did?
