AKC Insults Pomeranians!

The American Kennel Club has announced it's favorite top ten dog breeds for 2007, and unbelievably, Pomeranian dogs were not even in the top ten. This is an insult to Pomeranians everywhere. The American Kennel Club has obviously made some serious error, and I am demanding a recount! Supposedly, they base these numbers on registration of AKC members. Personally, I feel they may have special interest dog lobbyist, I think it is very suspicious that Labrador Retrievers are always getting the top spot. Here is the stupid list:


1. Labrador Retriever

2. Yorkshire Terrier

3. German Shepherd Dog

4. Golden Retriever

5. Beagle

6. Boxer

7. Dachshund

8. Poodle

9. Shih Tzu

10. Bulldog


Excuse me? They have a freaking beagle as number 5? Oh my G-d, what is this world coming to? That is insane. Here is a picture of a beagle:



O.K., now here is a picture of a Pomeranian dog:

Who looks better, yeah I know, me right? It's obvious. How could I not be number one? There is no possible way. I decided to make my own unbiased list, called the CoCo Top Dogs of 2007, to try to counteract some of the misinformation on the Internet. This is the new and improved list of the top dogs of 2007:

1. CoCo the Pomeranian

2. Brownish Red Pomeranian

3. Fat and Sassy Pomeranian

4. Brown Pomeranian

5. Biting Ninja Pomeranian

6. Black Pomeranian

7. Male Pomeranian

8. AKC is Stupid Pomeranian

9. Long Haired Pomeranian

10. Parti Colored Attack Pomeranian

Grrrr, AKC!!!