~These are some funny dog classifieds listed in newspapers across the US~
Free Rottweiler. Eats anything, is fond of small children.
For sale—eight puppies from a German shepherd and an Alaskan hussy.
Great Dames for sale.
Lost: small beagle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
Free puppies. Half black labrador, half sneaky neighbor's dog.
Found—dirty white dog. Looks like a rat. Been out awhile. Better be reward.
Free chihuahua. Eight years old. Mean little dog.
