Last month I decided I would start an annual holiday called, "Live Like a Dog Day". It is celebrated every September 14th, and allows human beings to be able to live like a dog once a year. On live like a dog day you can lay around all day, skip work, and eat whatever you want directly from a bowl without silverware.
But wait, there's more! Some other possible suggestions...
1. Growl at the neighbors cat.
2. Go for a long walk.
3. Spread garbage everywhere.
4. Dig holes in the yard.
5. Chew on the couch.
6. Chase the cars in the neighborhood.
7. Refuse to let the mailman on your property.
8. Bark incessantly.
9. Play ball.
10. Get groomed.
Don't forget to celebrate live like a dog day!
