BioPet Vet Lab Poo Prints

BioPet Vet Lab is a genetic testing and veterinary laboratory that tests dog poo DNA. BioPet's goal is to work with HOA Associations, in providing sure fire proof that you have been naughty, and left your dog poo on community grounds. BioPet Vet Lab is suggesting that all HOA's pass an amendment requiring all dog owners in the community to have their dogs DNA analyzed and filed with BioPet's DNA World Pet Registry. That way, any dog poo found on the community grounds can immediately be sent in for analyzing, and the guilty party brought to justice!

BioPet Vet Lab admittedly does not want to stop there. They would like to see mandatory dog poo DNA testing programs in rental communities, cities, counties, and states as well. In return for selling your dogs soul to the new world order, BioPets Vet Lab promises,

"lifetime membership in the DNA World Pet Registry, which allows them a place to store and manage their dog's health and care records; they receive an ID Tag printed with DNA Pet ID and a toll free number that will help to reunite a lost dog with its owner."

BioPets Vet Lab indicates that these are necessary steps, to save us from the dangers of dog poo.